12 hilarious, head-scratching firehouse Yelp reviews

If you thought the Yelp reviews of restaurants and shows could wallow in a puddle of ridiculousness, check out what reviewers said about fire stations


By Ben Pugh

Yelp is a website used for finding and rating local businesses. It turns out you can post a review on just about anything, including your local firehouse. So what are people saying about their fire departments? Pretty much any old random WTF-ism they can think of, that's what.

Prepare yourself for some awesome randomness and the most epic love letter to the mustachioed firefighter ever.

1. I Want these guys on my survival squad

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2. Honolulu firefighters: Always ready to surf

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3. The loudest sirens in the country

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4. Fighting fires, killing insects

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5. Think someone‘s got beef with the chief?

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6. Oh, that gray-templed firefighter

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7. For the love of paintball

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8. Late night siren party

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9. Yelp if you don‘t like cops

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10. They look good in running shorts

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11. Noisy neighbors who ruin dresses

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12. And finally, the most epic ode to the mustachioed firefighter ever

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