Where do vampires go to get cash from the ATM?
The blood bank.
What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?
Spelling.
Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to school?
His heart wasn’t in it.
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
He didn’t have any guts!
OK, OK, we’ll stop.
Spooky tunes
If you’re tired of hearing those corny jokes from your fellow firefighters, turn up the volume in the firehouse and jam out to these spooky tunes.
Listen to and save the playlist on Spotify so you can listen to it All Hallow’s Eve.
What tunes will you be rocking as you’re working around the station waiting for the next scary tone to drop?
- Thriller — Michael Jackson
- No One Lives Forever — Oingo Boingo
- Monster Mash — Bobby “Boris” Pickett
- Superstition — Stevie Wonder
- Spooky — Classics IV
- Fire in the Sky — Ozzy Ozbourne
- Highway to Hell — AC/DC
- Witchcraft — Frank Sinatra
- I Put a Spell on You — Screamin’ Jay Hawkins
- Clap for the Wolfman — The Guess Who
- Beetlejuice — Danny Elfman
- Dracula’s Lament — Jason Segal
- A Nightmare On My Street — DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince
- Smoke On The Water — Deep Purple
- Werewolves Of London — Warren Zevon
This story was originally published on Oct. 28, 2016. It has been updated.